Shocking Stuff from Hartford, CT

This shit is seriously fucked.  Just peep the video…

“Hartford police released a surveillance video that shows a 78-year-old man, who was struck by a car, lying motionless on a busy city street as pedestrians gawk but do nothing” – AP

 

 

NERD In-Store Signing

More info here.

Head Case

If you like having your fitteds crushed while traveling, the Head Case is not for you. I copped one of these at the Lids in the airport before leaving for Vegas and it was the best $25 bucks I spent the whole trip.  Do yourself a favor and scoop yours up here.

Hilary Duff is the slut, BONG!

This is a scene from the upcoming flick, “War, Inc.”

Hilary Duff doing a belly dance, droppin a scorpion down her pants, and some guy in a turban goin down there to fish it out?!?! I’m seeing this movie

A far cry from “Lizzie McGuire”, indeed…

John List (1925-2008)

 

He died of pnumonia in jail last Friday, March 21st while serving a life sentence for killing his mother, wife and three children in his Westfield, NJ home. Things in Westfield don’t get more fucked up and nasty than that…except for when Ryan Reading pressed his turds in the high school library carpet.

Read more here…

Lay an Egg

 

Happy Easter from the Turdpress crew.

Money Growin Like Grass…

On Newsstands now, suckas!

Mass Appeal landmark 50th issue, congrats homies

Self Explanatory

pick it up at Barnes and Noble…